Chocolate City Blues #7: Reconstruction

It Is Not About Your Potato Salad Recipe

Texas cookouts have been elevated to a federal holiday and we now have bi-partisan support for your Uncle Eddie’s mediocre grilling skills and for loudly jamming Earth Wind and Fire at the local park. It is 2021 and Juneteenth represents the zenith of black political power. Black people are supposed to be happy about this […]

Prince Had a Song Titled International Lover

Hunter Biden is a dirtbag. Dirtbags cheat on their wives with their brother’s widow. They father children out of wedlock in affairs with strippers. They snort drugs. They take bribes from enemy powers. They call each other Nigger (don’t @ me about the ‘a’). In my neck of the woods, it was said people who […]

Chocolate City Blues #6: Past Tense, Future Perfect

From Black Metropolis to Chocolate City the term Chocolate City explained along with your place in it. Also, a final word to round off the last two essays on black conservatives

Vultures

Continued from Haters and Losers The Congressional Black Caucus spent Memorial Day weekend on Twitter advertising its comprehensive failure as a black political unit. Tweet after mawkish tweet about the Tulsa race riot and how the luckless black wretches of Tulsa were put down in 1921 and have never recovered. They were cry bullying on […]

Haters and Losers

Watching South Carolina Senator Tim Scott’s performance over the past year has finally and fully me convinced me that black conservatives are politically useless. They are the proverbial knife brought to a gun fight. Kamala Harris made a career locking up black men, using them for cheap labor, and keeping them in jail past their […]

Footprints

I’ve been away from the blog for a bit. Family affairs. The untimely death of one of my brothers followed by the untimely mental disintegration of another put me in a state where I shouldn’t have had my hands on a gun or a keyboard. I’ve been away but I’ve been watching. I have some […]

Chocolate City Blues #5 – Black Wives Matter

Chocolate City Blues #4 – Maxine, Maxine

Gloria Patria

I greet you in the name of the magnificent and most high COVID-19; Creator of all laws and Father of all Health and Safety Protocols, and in the name of COVID-19’s most beneficent, and most wise Prophet, Dr. Fauci; Ruler of all Cloth Face Masks and Lord of mRNA vaccines. . . . Brothers and […]